discount luxury goods BROKE WITH EXPEN$IVE TA$TE$
cute washable reusable coronavirus face masks
All sales are final
No haggling, no refunds, no exchanges, no trades, no holds, no offers. All items are stored in a pet & smoke free environment.
Is this available?: If it doesn't say sold, then yes. Asking if it's available is a waste of my time. You don't need my permission to buy
Can I get a discount?: no
Can you model it? Will you take more pictures?: no
It says no emails, does that mean everybody else but me?: no
Will you break up a set for me so I can buy an individual piece?: no
I accidentally bought it, can I have a refund?: If it hasn't been mailed yet, you will get a refund MINUS a 20% restocking fee.
Please do not thank me after you buy. Thank me by leaving a positive review instead.
SHIPPING: Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. I usually ship within 48 hours on business days. No, I cannot guarantee when it will arrive, no I will not hand deliver it. There is no express shipping. IF IT ISN'T THERE IN A WEEK,CONTACT THE USPS! I do not work for the USPS, bothering me does not make the mailmen work harder. You can get your tracking off depop, you don't need to email me & ask. Shipping is USA only unless otherwise stated. Do not email & ask how much the shipping is. I will only ship to the address depop gives me so make sure your address is correct before you buy. If your address is not correct, I will cancel your order plus charge a 20% fee. There is an automatic bundle shipping discount, you do not need to email me to get it. I use recycled packaging when I can.
CHRISTMAS: Buy before December 5th to get it by Xmas. No, I cannot guarantee it will come on time if you buy after that. Do not ask me when it will arrive, I do not work for the USPS.
QUESTIONS: I do not have depop installed on my phone so it will take a while to answer your questions(which are probably already answered in the listing). Sorry but I don't have time to define basic words for you, that is not my job. 98% of the questions asked are already answered in the listing. If you waste my time, I will have no choice but to block you. Vintage does not mean perfect condition. Used does not mean perfect condition. If you need a certain shade of a color, buy it in a store.
I cannot ship out items quickly & post more items for sale if you are wasting my time asking me questions that are already answered in the listing.
FIT: I have no idea if something will fit you, please do not ask. Measure yourself, measure your favorite outfit, then read the listing again. All measurements are approximate & in inches, they are already doubled if necessary. Pit to pit is the same as bust/chest. If it stretches, it will say so. If it has pockets/slits/damages/stains, it will say so. No, I will not be adding any more measurements.
Can you send me something for free to post on my blog/instagram/etc?: of course not
It says new with tags but the tags are missing?: sometimes the tags fall off when I take the item out of the storage box. relax, it's still new & unworn.
Why did my item come smelling of smoke?: feel free to yell at the mailman who smoked in the truck before delivering your package
I've decided that I will be deleting unsold products with very few likes once a year so if you like something(that no one else does), make sure you buy it before November. I have no idea when(or if) I will be relisting those "unpopular" products on depop.
OFFERS: Do not send an offer unless the listing says you can send an offer
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Buying from my shop indicates you have read and accepted these policies, I am not responsible if you do not read them, they will apply regardless
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black santa sweater + instagram
ugly hanukkah
ugly christmas dress + twitter + instagram
broke with expensive taste + bwet13 etsy + instagram
glitter hollywood
funny christmas
poop emoji
retro pin up
steampunk gothic
fine art museum gifts
victorian gifts
retro wedding
redbubble
cafepress
artsnow